Keri & Company

Dan - aka Captain Polka - came to our house this weekend to prove something to all of us. Never have we seen this young man or anyone for that matter engorge themselves on so much food in one sitting. Clearly he had a mission.





This was just the beginning of Stewie's Sow Down. This young man put down chips, dip, steak, cheese curds, mushrooms, catfish, beer and a Dairy Queen oreo blizzard all within a few hours. He was a hurtin' man that night.





The horrible pain of getting nailed in his "funny bone" should have been a premonition to the pain Dan would be feeling later on that night.

Here he sits in agony. His stomach rumbling. The dizziness setting in. His "deep" hiccups torturing his motionless body. Stewie...Mission Accomplished.