Zank Family Xmas - Bring on the Ugly!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
This weekend was the Zank family Christmas which was held up north in Pickerel. It was a great time. Matt and I headed up on Friday and left on Saturday. It doesn't sound like a lot of time to do anything fun, but we had a blast!
For dinner, we went to a bar called Cowboys and enjoyed some fish and chips from this crazy guy with a gun and a piece of bread. The fish was great! Things got a little crazier when I discovered a highlighter in my purse and started drawing tattoos on everyone under the blacklights.
After the barhopping was over, we crashed at the house. Ron Jeremy is seated below with Jeano. (That's actually papa Steve, but the ugly moustache made him an instant porn star).
For dinner, we went to a bar called Cowboys and enjoyed some fish and chips from this crazy guy with a gun and a piece of bread. The fish was great! Things got a little crazier when I discovered a highlighter in my purse and started drawing tattoos on everyone under the blacklights.
After the barhopping was over, we crashed at the house. Ron Jeremy is seated below with Jeano. (That's actually papa Steve, but the ugly moustache made him an instant porn star).
A better look...Hey Ron!
On Saturday, Brad and Tara joined us! Even though Tara had worked straight through the night, then hopped in the car for a 3 hour drive. she was ready to hit the open trail and go snowmobiling! Cute pic of Tara - Brad, you dork!
I would have gone snowmobiling, but I don't function very well in temperatures below 8 degrees. I went gambling instead.
Betty gave Tara some last minute tips for safe snowmobiling.
Here we go. This year's theme turned out to be ugly sweater/moustache holiday. The men really took this seriously. Here they are with their ugly moustaches before changing into their ugly sweater attire.
Boonya! What the hell! Matt CLEARLY looked the ugliest! I couldn't stop laughing and nearly peed my pants when he finished dressing in his tight turtle neck and women's Xmas sweater from Goodwill.
Papa Steve (Ron) brought a fake boob into the mix and Matt felt the need to add it to his ensemble.
Matt also pulled out his back up Ugly SweatSHIRT for the party. I personally like the sweater better.
Here we are! Happy in our ugly sweaters! The only real question - what the hell was Ron wearing???
Ugly fun!
Let's get some closer looks at those ugly moustaches!
I hate to say it, but Matt and Brad look like an ugly gay couple. Not everyone can pull off the turtleneck look - Matt can't either.
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Ugly has never been so beautiful.
January 28, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Keri, this posting is hilarious. I can't stop laughing!